Eons from now when children hear tales of your fantastical life, they’ll ask what your hair was like. Use our original and clay pomades, and you won't disappoint them.
Our original pomade is medium-hold and provides your hair with texture, while maintaining a clean, matte look. It's also water-based, which means it rinses easily with no messy build up. If you're looking for a stronger hold, try our flexible clay pomade for texture, volume, and stillness without the shine.
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ Most pomades are too pasty. The original pomade is a perfect consistency. Great all around. — Tyler P.
Our lip balms are uniquely flavored so that the next time you find yourself in a lip lock with the mermaid, merman, or merperson of your dreams, it will be an experience they will never forget.
Soften your lips with our distinct blends of fruit candy and milk and peanut butter and peppermint.
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ I’ve tried Burt's Bees and others for years. None compare! — Lea B.
Your beard is like a ravenous beast. It must be adequately fed and expertly tamed, or else it will turn on you. That’s the last thing you want, so have our beard balm and oil with you at all times.
Our strong hold beard balm is non-greasy, woodsy scented, and ideal for styling coarse beards and mustaches. While you're at it, try our sandalwood, citrus, and rosemary scented beard oil, perfect for softening your beard.
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ The beard balm provides great hold without being sticky or too hard. The smell is great and will leave your beard feeling awesome! — Lonnie R.
Every time you slay the Kraken or bake a cake, you’re gonna want to give the nearest person a high-five. Make sure that high-five hand is super smooth with our soothing lotion.
Give your skin a magical mix of shea, cocoa, mango butter, coconut, Jojoba oil, and Argan oil. Scented with amber, oak bark, and blood orange.
⭑⭑⭑⭑⭑ It makes your hands feel really soft and the scent is just heavenly. — Melanie G.
Try our other popular grooming and personal care accessories
Our travel bag, musical comb, and hair brush are designed to amuse and be used in your daily routine.